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Anon hates aluminum (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 40 points 6 months ago

Amateurs! It's gotta be silver!

  • Looks nice in jewellery
  • Antimicrobial properties
  • An essential component of camera film
  • Highly conductive (e.g. used for electrodes and thermal paste in computing)
  • Catalyst in many chemical reactions
  • Used to make mirrors
  • A critical component of solar panels
  • The only metal capable of incapacitating werewolves, and also somewhat effective against vampires
[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago

Highly conductive

Until it oxidizes, and silver is a complete whore for oxygen.

[-] remotedev@lemmy.ca 37 points 6 months ago

Who isn't

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

I would suck AND blow so hard for some oxygen right now.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Helium. The very best gas in toon.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Fluorine. Fluorine is definitely oxygen's dom.

[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago
  • Turns you blue if you consume it daily
[-] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 months ago

Great if you want to cosplay a smurf

[-] zik@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's a great heat conductor too

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