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For a mere $100K/yr (with 5%/yr raises written into a contract) and a conditional path to Chinese citizenship for me (like I gotta learn Mandarin and stuff) I will happily stream 5hrs/wk forever for you President Xi during which I will only read non-revisionist material to my audience, play only party-approved media including games, and basically dance like a clown for you if you wish.
Hit my email if interested. I don't need to post it. Nancy assured me you already have it via TikTok