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[-] ReputedlyDeplorable@lemmy.world 133 points 7 months ago

Yeah GRRM thinks too much of his characters, he wrote a match between Jaime Lannister and Rand Al'thor, and Jaime won. Absolutely ridiculous a guy who can wield magic that can burn people out of time vs a guy with a sword.

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago

Also a guy who reality shapes itself around and therefore doesn't really lose.

[-] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago

Also he has the memories of hundreds of years of training in the sword.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Also when he lost a hand he didn't become a little bitch.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 14 points 7 months ago

Sometimes things just work out that way

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

He turned an entire army into aerosol at the Battle of Dumai's Wells. I'm pretty sure he can handle little Jamie Lanister.

[-] reattach@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

The Wheel weaves as the Wheel willls

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago

For real, even without channeling Rand was a basically peerless swordsman.

Don't bother of them lose their dominant hands?

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Yeah. Rand was still inhumanly badass afterwards tho

Being Magic Jesus does that. I think Martin's comments probably refer to pure swordplay, with The Grand Sister Banger being a contender for the most skilled swordsman on the continent he might be able to take Rand if you stripped his subconscious reality bending and channeling.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Rand broke and reformed existence itself. I don't think he'd be threatened by a little sister fucker.

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