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submitted 2 years ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I have a rainbow computer with only one monitor. Am I not a software engineer?

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

34+ inch ultra wide screens get a pass.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Naah, just a 27 inch regular monitor.

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Mate get yourself a second one, you'll never go back

[–] summerof69@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Well of course, my screens are in front of me.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Software engineer with smol pp

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Please don’t share such secrets in a public forum.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unless it's one of those ultra wides, how do you get any work done if you can only see one screen worth of code and things that help the code?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe, I am not that good of a software engineer. Probably, why I don’t get jobs, despite thinking that I did well for the interview?

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

It's the only possible explanation