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Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That is a headline word salad if I've ever seen one

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

The Onion is known for their accurate stature afterall.