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Women Explain Why They Became Tradwives (www.theonion.com)

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“No sense in letting my 40 identical gingham blouses go to waste.”

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[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 0 points 7 months ago

I'm a first year apprentice. I'll be fully qualified when I'm 40. If I start contracting after that I could earn some pretty crazy money. Might start looking for a mail order Mrs then, you never know.

[-] whoreticulture@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

that's so creepy dude 😬

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago

It was also a joke pardner 🤠

[-] whoreticulture@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

It's a creepy joke! Don't make it!

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago

Think I'll do what I like Chief. Might even go that route out of spite. Good ol' fashioned spite wife

[-] whoreticulture@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Do what you will but everyone is going to call you creepy, because you are.

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