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submitted 2 years ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i'm of the belief that pseudocode should be real code that actually runs. I.E. something like bash. A scripting language.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Starting off a noob programmer in Bash... Pure evil

[–] ikka@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The first language I tried to learn as a kid was Batch scripting...

(edit: and then some VBScript along the way! Eventually worked my way to C++ though)

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

thats why i hate pseudocode.

I would much rather just learn an actual language, or two even. At that point.