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Google cosplay is not business-critical (programming.dev)

submitted 2 years ago by suy@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Transcription: a Twitter thread from Gary Bernhardt.

You, the one who is reading this! You don't need Kubernetes!
Also microservices.
Also queues that are separate from your primary database (for most apps).
Google cosplay is not business-critical.

Source: https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/1344341213575483399

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