this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2024
364 points (96.4% liked)

Programmer Humor

26443 readers
773 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Feyter@programming.dev
anzo@programming.dev
BurningTurtle@programming.dev
pylapp@programming.dev
364
Google cosplay is not business-critical (programming.dev)
submitted 2 years ago by suy@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
57 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

Transcription: a Twitter thread from Gary Bernhardt.

  • You, the one who is reading this! You don't need Kubernetes!
  • Also microservices.
  • Also queues that are separate from your primary database (for most apps).
  • Google cosplay is not business-critical.

Source: https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/1344341213575483399

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] ThuleanPerspective@eviltoast.org 1 points 2 years ago

JANNIES SNEED'S CITY SLICKER JANNY COPE DILATE FOR FREE CHUCK'S FOR FREE CHUCK'S COPE CHUCK SNEED FOR FREE CLEAN IT UP SNEED'S JANNY CHUCK'S PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN'T I CAN'T FLOYD ON LEMMY FLOYD AND CHUCK'S JANNIES FLOYD ON LEMMY SNEED FANCY GERMAN CAR SUCK GUCCI LOAFERS AND CHUCK'S GUCCI LOAFERS I CAN'T FLOYD SUCK SNEED'S AND FOR FREE CITY SLICKER CITY SLICKER CLEAN IT UP FEED DILATE SEED SUCK HOT POCKETS