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Touch a file in Linux (programming.dev)
submitted 2 years ago by chraebsli@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can only touch in places where you have permission to touch.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sudo touch woman

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Iseif is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

to whom, perchance?