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That imaginary catholic person just got so hypothetically owned!
Well if that is the worst thing he/she suffers because of their faith they will be doing a lot better than most of Catholics
There is no he/she to suffer when it's a conversation between you and the ghosts that live in your head
You mean like when Christians talk or pray to god?
Yes, this style of content is roughly equivalent seeing as they are "conversations" where one party is entirely imagined.
Yes clearly Catholics don't exist. Biggest single denomination of the biggest religion on earth.
Did you have a good lent? Feel close to Jesus now?
I'm Jewish
And I am the Pope and you are excommunicated. Don't make me call those Swiss dudes with the sharp poles.
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We both can lie on the Internet. Do you get it now?
Have a blessed lent and some nice fetus omelette
Do you think I'm lying about being Jewish? Like... what the fuck?
You have some serious cognitive bias if you think cracking a joke about the format of your post is evidence of being catholic. The entire reason I made my joke is because I'm just sick of the in-group/out-group dynamic and the with-me-or-against-me mentality. This exchange is a great example of how I can hold almost entirely left wing opinions and simultaneously have zero respect for members of the left because they conduct themselves like children.
Matthew 27:25 as long as you are going to pretend you might as well learn something about what they say. Christianity has always been an exclusive bigoted faith. 20 centuries before left wing and right wing bullshit started.
Also did you enjoy the fish fry?
I'm not pretending to be Jewish, and I don't need to prove it to you, fuckface.
If you were paying attention at all, you'd realize I agree with you. I have made literally zero comments as to the content of your post. I'll reiterate, I cracked a joke about the FORMAT. It's an imaginary conversation. It warrants a joke.
I have literally no idea what you're talking about
So you're just gonna read my other comment and pretend like this conversation never happened when you realize you're wrong?
Trying to deny and strip me of my judaism is quite fucking anti-semitic and any decent person would apologize for that. Anyone who isn't a complete scumbag would at least acknowledge their mistake. What kind of person are you exactly?