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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Interviewer: Are you suggesting that you left your previous employer at a substantial percentage of the speed of light to only slow down and arrive here at this very moment?

Candidate: I remember it like it was yesterday.

Interviewer: ::hasty note-taking noises::

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Interviewer: did not leave a two weeks notice

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago

He’ll do it tomorrow.