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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You get nerve damage and seizures before a heart attack unless you have a pre-existing condition.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

^Hush, with the facts. The small print requires you to suspend some belief for the jokes to work. Don't blow it!^