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Anon observes a zoomer
(sh.itjust.works)
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they all have this haircut too
Damn why is that so on point.
Because they all fight over who's hair is the broccoliest
The hair was cooler when I was a kid. We also wore onions on our belts, which was the style at the time.
They all look like Roger from Doug
Actually being broccoli would be super cool, but that haircut is not cool.
It's a warning sign like a rooster.
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Isn't that that guy from Twilight?