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[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Lol at the UK just making shit up.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Making shit up and still getting beaten by the "lazy" French and Italians.

[–] HaSch@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

UK's books are in the black again because they ran out of red ink

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago

Stocks in left over black ink from all those old inkjet printers found in landfill sites increase GDP by 4pts this year as it's revealed that adding a bit of water brings then back to liquid.

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Turmoil in Britain this week as Nestlé refuses to let the British use water for bathing, choosing instead to sell Britain's waterways to the highest bidder—second-hand ink manufacturers. The price increase of Nestlé shares raise GDP another 3pts.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf -4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's the source for this post?

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)