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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by fucker@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

(Assuming the shower is running. Any temperature.)

The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you'll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!

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[-] ValiantDust@feddit.de 110 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the famous shower orange yet. On Reddit there is a whole subreddit dedicated to it.

A cold orange in the shower is perfect – it's refreshing, it smells great and you don't have to deal with the usual mess of eating an orange.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 31 points 9 months ago

??? The peel is what I'd consider the messy part. Are people just stomping it down the drain?

[-] Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago

The visual of someone waffle stomping an orange is top tier. Thank you.

[-] ChewTiger@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Waffle stomp gets me laughing every time in any context.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 12 points 9 months ago
[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 11 points 9 months ago

Oh, yeah, of course. that makes a lot more sense than what I was imagining.

[-] Devccoon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

You take care of that part later, I guess. The whole point of the shower orange IMO is to go primal on it and tear it open and chow down without concern for mess or eating it efficiently. Leaving the peel to pick up afterwards probably just gives the rest of your shower a nice citrus aroma.

[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

going primal on an orange, so unpeel, and eat it like an apple?

[-] Iunnrais@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

More like… take the orange, with the peel still on it, into the shower. Dig your fingers straight through the peel deep into the center of the orange, and then rip it open. Smash your whole face into the middle of the orange, shoving the sweet insides into your mouth and not caring that much of it is smearing on your face. Then shower normally… no sticky residue because you’re already in the shower and it washes right off.

[-] tomjs 1 points 9 months ago

So how do we give awards on here?

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Ew, why would I want poopy oranges

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

You make a persuasive argument

[-] flango@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 9 months ago

Perfect indeed 🤔

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