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[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 57 points 5 months ago

When the patient dies Musk’s team will write a report saying it was the patient’s fault.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Look, he's all about free speech and free thought. But if people are going around using the wrong free speech and thinking the wrong free thoughts, they leave him no choice but to... Correct the problem. /s

[-] cygon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Don't worry, Musk is a man of highest ethics. He would never rush such a product and risk people getting brain damage. Or extort them for subscription costs later. Just don't ever Google "NeuraLink monkey deaths," 'k?

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Or, you know, “[literally any medicine] [literally any kind of lab animal] deaths”

Not a pretty picture.

[-] Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 months ago

They were thinking wrong.

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Patient didn‘t tell them about their Bill Gates microchip duh.

this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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