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IBM to Managers: Move Near an Office or Leave Company (www.bloomberg.com)

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IBM to Managers: Move Near an Office or Leave Company::International Business Machines Corp. delivered a companywide ultimatum to managers who are still working remotely: move near an office or leave the company.

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