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"We do things a little differently here!"
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this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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"We do family style, which means the portions are more than you can conceivably eat. That way you won't complain when we overcharge you by a factor of 10."
"We do ask that you not share..."
But if you do share, we'll be happy to charge a split plate fee.
I run a restaurant, and encourage people to share. My burgers are 3/4 pounders on garlic Texas Toast, bacon, onion rings, spicy aioli, Dijon and fancy pickles with old white cheddar. If I can sell those for 17, turn a profit and encourage people with smaller appetites to order one and cut it in half, these chain restaurants with 1 dollar input cost instead of 6 can fuck right off.
Mmmmm.
"You try stopping her from sharing my food. I have yet to find success in that endeavor."
I mean, you can always pay more money for those tiny plates they sell at super fancy expensive places if that's more your thing. lol