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I was bordering suicidal this morning due to some of the dark feelings I felt. Slowly coming away from that now, but still feel like hangovers just destroy me now

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Here's how I do it:

Do not, under any circumstances, drink beer, wine or mixed spirits to get drunk. Guinness as a meal substitute is ok, as a source of getting drunk is not.

Just sip straight spirits out of the bottle, preferably while ranting about something. If at a bar, get XYZ on the rocks. Gin & Soda water if you want to drink slower.

Drink 2-5 liters of water before passing out anywhere that's not a bed. In the last 5 weeks, I have passed out on: A lawn, a different lawn, the back seat of a car, the floor (carpeted), the floor (hardwood, with a persian rug), a couch, a computer chair and leaning against a tree.

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Let me get this straight, your advice to cope with post-drink depression is to get so shit faced that you pass out and wake up some place else?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Yeah idk I've made it work, although that could just be the line cook's special ability. Like closing after dinner service, downing 5-700mLs of Tequila to catch up with friends so you have some semblance of a social life, wake up at 9 to get to work by 10 for post church Sunday brunch. The usual.

[-] sevenapples@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Guinness as a meal substitute is ok

What? Please elaborate.

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Like you can have a pint in lieu of dinner, but DO NOT drink enough to get drunk. Several pints of guinness will fill you up like a sponge in a bucket.

[-] sevenapples@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Who drinks beer instead of eating? Even a 330mL can will increase my hunger if I haven't eaten before.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

true alcoholics. i used to regularly forgo eating so there'd be more room for booze

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Do not, under any circumstances, drink beer, wine or mixed spirits to get drunk.

What? Why? I'm not made of money

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Oh it doesn't have to be single malt scotch or anything. The house vodka on the rocks stops burning your throat after a couple years.

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