It's possible to lose your virginity before your biological parents with sperm donation and artificial insemination. (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

You can jerk off in a cup and have a girl turkey baster that jizz inside her and she can get pregnant. The kid is born and then has sex before either of you. They lost their virginity before you

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Thanks for that mental image of a girl using a turkey baster as a dildo and jizz as lube of some sort.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Here to help 🙂

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