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Going through the spell list, there's an awful lot of spells that are incredibly funny in the context of bedroom pastimes, here, let's assume it's heroism and Bear's Endurance.

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[–] Zorque@kbin.social 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wonder why people assume that people with muscle can only ever use brute force.

It's entirely possible to moderate muscle control for gentleness, even if those muscles are powerful.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's fair, although Razira does everything at full paladin all the time.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Isn't Charisma the Paladin's main stat, though? :D

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depends on what edition this is. 3e paladins were full MAD.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

These characters are from a real 5e campaign, at this point of time in the comic, they're level 9, and everyone is monoclassed (as 5e is actually intended to be played)

  • Konsi - Cleric (trickery) (this is my PC, which is why the comics mostly focus on her.)
  • Toron - Rogue (swashbuckler)
  • Mystery - Warlock (Fey patron (now), Tome)
  • Sand - Monk (Open Hand, but he changed to Astral Self a bit later)
  • Faelys - Staff of Power (also Wizard/Evoker)

Razira is an NPC sidekick built using the sidekick rules, with a little bit of paladin sprinkled in for flavour.

[–] FutileRecipe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Charisma is charm, not physical finesse.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 13 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure "physical finesse" is usually covered by Dexterity :)

Anyway, here's Razira's Attributes (She was originally constructed with the sidekick rules, but we keep giving her stuff and she's getting quite powerful.)

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I just meant as opposed to strength, another main stat.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're telling me your muscles aren't always at 100%?

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My muscles are always at 100%! It's just sometimes that 100% is smaller ;)

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago

It happens to all of us occasionally.