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[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 10 months ago

The word impotent gave me a hilarious mental picture of a vampiric Trump who can't "get his teeth hard" to bite people.

This should be a comedy sketch if it isn't already. A vampire that has to take like Blue Chews to get their fangs hard enough to perform.

"Vampires, listen up. Are your fangs more like overcooked spaghetti now days? Are you having trouble getting ready for your nightly encounters? Have you been in a situation where you really wanted to suck that sweet, fresh neck-blood but your gear wasn't operating?

Well, Count Trumpula has a product for all our befanged, sparkly travelers of the night."

[-] relay@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 months ago

but if they take too many they have bleeding lips because they can't retract them LOL

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