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this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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I'd argue the most difficult part about losing weight is boredom.
Yeah. You can’t outrun your fork, but you can’t mindlessly snack because you’re bored on a bicycle.
You underestimate my power
So you are saying we're screwed if we ever had a fork invasion?
That's why we have cork guns.
Handlebar bag with trail mix.
.....Actually done to fuel long rides so I don't run out of energy