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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Technically that last one is right, you can drink milk and battery acid if you have diabetes, you won't die from diabetes related issues.

[–] Chunk@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Technically you can shoot yourself in the head with diabetes because then you won't die of diabetes.

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You also absolutely can put chihuahua meat in a microwave! That's already just meat, you can't be convicted on animal cruelty (probably)