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[-] Zorque@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago

Santa is literally in the book. He arms the children.

[-] Blakerboy777@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

@ZeroCool @qooqie @PapaStevesy the witch cursed Narnia so that it's always winter and never Christmas.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago

So with Santa's help, the kids saved Christmas. Yeah you're not convincing me that Narnia isn't a Christmas movie

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I remember that was in the movie too!

I need to rewatch those

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago

Fuck. I totally forgot about that, well noted. Also, congrats on writing one of my favorite sentences ever:

He (Santa) arms the children.

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