To them we're idiotic sheep shaggers, whose language is at once not real and/or dead while at the same time being something we use to gossip about them while they're still in the room. Welsh language on the signs isn't because we have people who speak the language but rather a trap designed to confuse and befuddle the saes. The Welsh alphabet isn't real and Welsh is functionally inseparable from dyslexia.

Without England's paternal leadership we'd still be living in "wattle and daub"ed roundhouses.

No one in Wales genuinely wants to work and the sky-high unemployment comes from a lack of work ethic by "benefit sponges". The fact that the majority of the population lives in former industrial strongholds that were gutted of all industry by Thatcherism doesn't factor into it at all.