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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has an admirer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

plot-twist: the parents planned this.

[–] AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

bonus-twist: OP is 37.

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

milf-tier friend is 49

[–] RickMoreanus@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I see zero issues here.

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

me either

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Parents paid for it and OP never got past the dry humping phase