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Dunno why all this beating on DiCaprio. Don't they all date half their age in Hollywood?
DiCaprio is the only one with a strict cutoff age of 25![](https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/23a9e253-a2d5-425a-a771-a6e587552c65.png)
Once you start making infographics of other people's dating patterns, feels like you forfeit the right to call them creepy.
No, I think being 44 and only dating women who are younger than 25 and some as young 21 is a lot more creepy.
nah fuck em. the super rich and powerful deserve scrutiny as a pay off for living a charmed life.
He's just producing his own season of The Batchelor all right?