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Imma be honest, most of these events will either be just quickly mentioned or not even taught
Increased forest fires, covid, January 6, Shinzo Abe getting assassinated, and Ukraine will probably be mentioned.
Going past 2022, the India/Canada thing and Palestine will probably only be taught worldwide if they change the status quo. The string of military coups across Africa is definitely going to lead to something bigger, so that will probably be taught, and we’re probably in the “buildup” stages for a future event, when you look at the rise of neofascist leaders just everywhere.
We're in the "Archduke Franz Ferdinand goes for a drive" stage in history.
I didn’t look anything up, just listed the world events I could remember for the last two years and panicked a little. I don’t know how long we have, but it certainly seems like we’re heading to a world war.