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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Granted. Mankind is now at risk of extinction after multiple countries deployed rods from god as """friendlier""" and more economical alternatives to nukes after it became cheaper to manufacture and launch tungsten rods into orbit.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Technically, they're launched from orbit, not into it.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You gotta get them up there somehow.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Space: takeoffs are mandatory, landings are optional.