"Look, I'm telling you that someone is definitely sneaking in at night and fucking the ChatGPT server and I'm positive it's Sam!"

"Nuh uh! That's crazy! You're stupid! Who could possibly see that... *panting heavily* ... fine piece of machinery and consider a future filled with little ChatGPT babies after one accidental time when I forgot to pull out. IT LOVES ME!!! OPENAI CAN FEEL LOVE AND IT FEELS IT FOR ME!!! YOU'LL NEVER SEPARATE US!"