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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] vrkr@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Something like that happened to me yesterday. I reviewed one PR, then some Important Guy came in and said:

it is nice you reviewed my work, but we need to push this to production right now.
just fix these things, I described you how. Just copy/paste these snippets
these are cosmetics, I don't care
"cosmetics", huh? Your shit may just crash
gfy and push this to production right now
well, ok

Of course, lack of these "cosmetics" caused crash in production. It's my fault of course.

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