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If linux distributions were tools. (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 10 months ago

So I just spent the last day reading the Arch wiki on butt plugs. It is now fully configured and ready for use 🥴

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

You're joking, but-- https://buttplug.io/

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The second sentence on the website

WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! [...] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!

> STARDEW VALLEY

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I haven't played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It's just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

So... the sex toy integration is just about the money? Lame.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I have no idea what triggers what, I don't have a smart buttplug

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

The game features relationship mechanics so I would imagine that it is linked to romantic pursuit.

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Ultrakill

Explain. I'm a Boom shoot fan and this is on my wishlist after I clear a few in my backlog. Is Ultrakill popular with Butt Plug enthusiasts?

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

I think they implemented it just because they could. The developers of ultrakill are... Eccentric to say the least

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

I am just as confused as you are. If anything, your knowledge of Ultrakill could clear things up.

[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago

The fact that this exists makes me so happy. I doubt I'd ever use a smart buttplug, but I'm oddly relived that those who want Bluetooth up their ass can do so using open-source software.

[-] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago

This could unironically be useful for adult themed games lmao

[-] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Wow I didn't know I needed this, thanks

this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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