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this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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Talk about whatever, respecting the rules established by Lemmygrad. Failing to comply with the rules will grant you a few warnings, insisting on breaking them will grant you a beautiful shiny banwall.
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Also, as a communist, I would ban, not having a bedtime. Everyone must have a bedtime. Anyone deviating from their bedtime will be sent to bedtime gulags. Where they have multiple bedtimes throughout the day.
Comrade, I have a crime to confess: I've missed my bedtime several times prior to this glorious revolution. I believe I may need re-education in the Marxist theory behind Communist sleeping in order to weed out these remaining vestiges of Capitalism. While it pains me, I will submit to arrest and go willingly and compliantly to the bedtime gulag.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
@201dberg @funky_tomatoe send me there, please. I don't have a night of sleep for the last three years 😪
Missed opportunity to say that people are put to sleep in the bedtime gulags
I would vote for this if it captured the people who make you miss your bedtime and then my employer couldn't give me so much work that I am constantly missing my preferred bedtime.
Forcing someone to miss bedtime will result in sever punishments and repeat offenders will receive capitol punishment of the highest order.
Infinite bedtimes.