this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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Absolutely no chance this ever happened.
What the hell are these people on? Huffing Mercury?
Not to mention that a property like this likely costs hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to maintain and pay tax on, if not milliona
And this picture isn't even real.
It's a fucking parody account.
Feel shame.
So this isn't a lunatic then... also not on LinkedIn...
That is correct and I hope the mods stick to keeping this place exclusively for real posts. "Close enough" makes places homogenous
Expressing hope is not complaining. Did my comment hurt you or something?
Ok have fun dumbing down every community you post to while thinking that everyone is your enemy I guess. See ya later, dork
If there's nothing to post, there's nothing to post. Don't twist the sub theme just to fill space. That's why every gif subreddit turned up shit
Crazy how you're the one complaining. Nice projection there buddy boy
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lemmy guess. that 101 guy that sucks at existing?
It's a fucking parody account.
Use brain more.
Reddit was really bad with detecting sarcasm/parody/comedy, but Lemmy is on a whole new level of missing the joke.
I've seen multiple communities where people not only miss the obvious joke, but they get angry at how there's no joke. It's truly something to behold.
Maybe because there's no joke.
It's satire
"The joke is I can't afford this house"
Marvelous
No, the punchline is "I can't afford this house." It's humorous because the preceding story seems to build up to some anecdote about how having some money right now is less important than having more money later, or some other overdone trite non-observation, but it ends with the orator subverting your expectation that he can easily afford the house by admitting that not only can he not afford it, he in fact has no money and must find a way to make the entire $15,000,000 within one year.
Like all jokes, it's not funny if you don't get it, and if you only get it after someone explains it to you, it still won't be funny.
Some jokes are dumb.
It's the same fucking people, you dolt. Learn how numbers work.
Ok so how does 4 work exactly? Do you have to hold onto it until it's fully charged or is it more like Bop Itβ’ where you quickly have to perform various motions on the fly?
It's clearly a joke, lighten up.
No, just regular mercury. It's still bad.
no the Huffingβ’ variety has more uhhh toxins
This is a parody account