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'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them (www.alternet.org)
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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"One day, you will answer for your actions, and God may not be so... Merciful.

[–] stringere@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone should tell them that someday somehow they will die and someone's gonna steal their carbon.