This is why I want to be a billionaire: So I can fly my private (electric, hopefully) jet to places like this and be like, "yes, I love KDE!" and hand over a great big check to this dedicated volunteer.

I'd have "my people" bring a mini red carpet and a fancy looking "FOSS is best" backdrop so I could get a photo op with this cool guy, shaking his hand and smiling at the camera while we both held up one of those over-sized fake checks showing the absurd amount of money he just earned by being awesome.