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Anon clips for Karen (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

>be me
>be white
>have job in landscaping for multiple HOAs
>work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English
>white lady comes up to me
"OH thank God, someone who speaks English"
>start speaking back to her in Dutch

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[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 130 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

lol y’all really believe Dutch is a real language

Edit: speak all the gibberish you like, you can’t fool me

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

It is.

Belgian is a myth though.

[-] aksdb@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago

What about Belgian chocolate? Is it real or am I being ripped off?

[-] s_s@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago

Flandersization.

It started off real but now it's basically a parody of itself.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

Like wearing nuthin at all!

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

I see what you did there

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

For sure there's good Belgian chocolate, those seashells are just not one of them.

Sugary grainy praline.

[-] aksdb@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

So I've been ripped off. Dammit.

[-] antik@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Flemish or French?

[-] InputZero@lemmy.ml 27 points 11 months ago

There are only two things I can't stand in this world; people who are intolerant of other people's culture, and the Dutch.

[-] Rednax@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Same here. Probably a shared feeling among us Dutch folk.

[-] ironhydroxide@partizle.com 4 points 11 months ago

I too can't stand anything in this world.

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Lmao, love that movie!

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago

As a German I think they are only making it up to mess with Germans

[-] Rednax@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] antik@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Nog altijd makkelijker dan 97 zeggen in het Frans

[-] gentooer@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Hier hebben we gelukkig nonante

[-] antik@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 19 points 11 months ago
[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Stiekem doen we gewoon alsof.

[-] OtherPetard@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

Héél stiekem, terwijl we zo heel stilletjes in ons hoofd engels praten zo.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

Als ik je zie dan maak ik je kapot verrekte kut!

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

haha ! as if that meant anything

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] RickTofu@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Lol jullie geloven serieus dat Nederlands een echte taal is

[-] b00m@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago
[-] Cookiesandcreamclouds@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

bango music playing softly In the distance

[-] Gekoloniseerd@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Nederlands is een echte taal. Je kan mij alles vragen en zal reageren in het Nederlands.

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