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House Democrats Blame Traffic for Missing Key Hegseth Impeachment Vote (www.washingtonsun.com)

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[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

So, the israelis threw a party way the fuck in nowhere right before a critical vote, and there just happened to be a huge traffic jam blocking their only path back to vote?

So, throw a party then crash a truck to continue their war of genocide uninterrupted. It's what their fictional gawd told them to do. Everything is justified by a fictional being that lives in their religious psychopathy.