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Did that shit in my first DnD campaign. hunting some Vampire Lord that enslaved a whole town. When finaly reaching the huge hall underground with the Vampire standing at one end and out group on the other it was clear what to do. Use the slightly-over-my-level fireball scroll (i think it was a scroll) and grill the Vampire! Our DM of course asked "you sure?", and hell yes it was.
I should asked before doing that if the poor townspeople are in the hall as well ....
Wizard: Look at all this rubble! It's going to take forever to clean this up. I wasn't sure you made enough black powder, but I see I should trust your expertise more readily. In the end it will be worth it. Destroying Count Vettain's Guarrison is the first major step towards restoring peace and prosperity to the region.
Artificer: Uh...Mr Wizard, you are going to want to see this. *Holds up broken sign saying "Count Vettain's".
Wizard: Yeah, so?
Artificer: *Hold up other half of sign saying "Orphanage".
Wizard: Oh... Look on the brightside, no one is going to miss them.
Artificer: *facepalm
Don't worry! If your DM was running that suckfiend as evil as possible, those innocents were already as good as dead. Soul-bonds, life leech, contingency spells, etc. None of them were leaving there alive, you only changed how they didn't. 🤷🏼♂️
You know what, that makes feel me better. Thanks :D