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[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Oh, also, if you want to really go hard with this, blue curacao, orange vodka (or rum, or liqueur), white creme de cacao, with heavy whipping cream.

Mix the blue curacao 2/3 to 1/3 with the orange liquor of your choice. Preferably shaken with ice. Fill a shot glass 2/3, or a tumbler 3/4. Now take the creme de cacao and mix it with the heavy cream separately. Then carefully pour that in the glass over the back of a spoon. It'll taste like a dreamsicle but look like cum in a glass of mouthwash.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

look like cum in a glass of mouthwash.

Always good to bring a bit of your daily routine with you on holidays to lessen cultural whiplash.

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My dentist always asks how my teeth are so perfect. I tell him I use mouthwash 5-6 times a day, but I don't tell him why.

[–] DonJefe@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

The username checks out

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Interesting username considering where the comment landed lol

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Gotta wash your mouth out after gargling that. Nana won't kiss her good boy with THAT taste on his lips.

[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh hell yea, I’m definitely making these this weekend, that sounds so tasty

Thanks for the recipe!

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

No problem! I hope they work out well for ya!