Canada

I am surrounded by toothless inbred redneck American conservative cockroaches who openly want me and people like me to die just because we exist. For my entire life, they have been loudly demanding we finish the civil war with slogans like "The South Will Rise Again", their rebel flag, and their bigoted, evil heroes memorialized in statues. In the 80's and 90's, I watched as the conservative U.S. government officially celebrated the deaths of countless gay men and committed to never helping to find any treatment for HIV/AIDS because it was killing the right people. That position lasted decades.

Conservatives are pure evil. They demand violence. It is the only thing that will stop the threat. They will not stop on their own. They can only be stopped by force.

Had we allowed Sherman to finish the job (instead of showing them mercy and allowing them to live), we wouldn't have concentration camps and a gestapo right now. We wouldn't be on the brink of war with our closest allies. Every war crime, act of genocide and hostile action against the innocent has been carried out exclusively by conservatives.

Conservatives are the problem and there really is just one solution. It's to give them what they've been begging for since 1865: a proper finish to the civil war. This time, we don't need muskets and trenches. We know where they live because they drape their cars and homes with hate flags. We need to delete the problem, door by door.

I can't humanize an enemy that cannot humanize me. Morally speaking, as long as they continue to exist, I can never stop killing my enemy. But doing this alone will not result in national change. We need more people willing to get their hands dirty to solve this.