this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] jama211@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait until it falls asleep infront of the hut, slit it's throat and run back inside

[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago

You're not gonna get through it's hide fast enough lol