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Anon has a proposal for you (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Issue I see here, can you make good enough spears and throw them hard enough that they actually pierce its skin? Making megafauna-hunting-grade stone age weapons isn't that easy.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For $500 million, I'm willing to craft an atlatl and spend a month finding out!

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 2 days ago

I wonder what it would sleep like. I imagined it laying down, but if it sleeps like a chicken, it's infinitely harder i think. Maybe befriending it and betraying it