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Bay Area restaurants institute penalties for brunch vomiters (www.sfgate.com)

submitted 11 months ago by TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Apparently many San Franciscans enjoy getting smashed out of their minds at brunch.

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[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 90 points 11 months ago

: “Dear all mimosa lovers, Please drink responsibly and know your limits. A $50 cleaning fees will automatically include in your tap when you throw up in our public areas. Thank you so much for understanding.”

I usually complain about the rise of prices. But $50 to vomit on a table and force another human being to clean your nasty ass biohazard is so stupidly low.

[-] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Yeah, and I'm sure the person forced to clean it won't get any extra pay from that fine. Essential, yet treated like fucking garbage.

[-] wahming@monyet.cc 4 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure they'll be happy enough with less vomit

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