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It's always funny when people overestimate their own ability to fight an animal.
Yeah bro i could fight a gorilla.
I don't think i could, honestly, but spears and shit from the hut would be my best guess. Or wait until it sleeps and ram it through the eye with full force and run like a motherfucker. In movies they often spear big animals and they live for a long time and cause havoc, i would assume a spear through the brain isn't good no matter the size.
There's a fossil of a t-rex that's believed to have been very old when it died (like, 28ish). It had evidence of injuries all over it, including having been stabbed through the back of the skull and into the brain by another T-rex's tooth (the scar was old and healed, so it survived being bitten in the brain)
I wouldn't bet on anything but a long drawn out campaign against it
I like the ideas here but I fail to see where you guys get the spears from. We only get a knife and food, which presumably doesn't come with a long stick.
I'd order marshmallows and hope for the best. Honeatly in my brain i just found a stick an the knive is magically attached to it.