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Anon has a proposal for you (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Wait can a T-Rex go an entire month without food? Are they feeding the thing while I am in there?

[–] Sewerking@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As always, the T-Rex also gets fed, an indestructible shelter, and a hunting knife.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Id be more worried about the hunting knife if he didnt have such tiny arms

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Or thumbs

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As is tradition.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Smear the yogurt!