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Anon has a proposal for you (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 9 points 3 days ago

Seems like a reasonable assumption is that it gets 90-95% of its BMR per day; that is, its fed enough to stay alive for a long while, but it us on a duet and chronically hungry.

If you fail to kill it and survive, yeah seems like going home empty handed is the safe assumption.