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Anon has a proposal for you (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Cursed_Fig@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago (2 children)

no mention of the T Rex being provided food, so

I wait in my tent until it is practically dead of hunger or thirst, then I stab it

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah this seems easy. Chill out in your indestructible hut and eat some hot Cheetos for a month, wait for the T-Rex to starve to death. Come out a millionaire.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

~~No mention of you being provided food either...~~ Nevermind I'm blind sometimes

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Literally says "you will be provided food".

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Whoops looks like I have the stupid ¯\(ツ)/¯

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That could mean anything.

[–] gigaqps@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"You will be provided, food."